I’ve been busy. Not only was I in Europe for some of the fall but life has been hectic since I returned. I’ll spare you the details but will tell you that, despite my last failed attempt to do so, I decided to join an online dating site back in October. It quickly turned into a part time job. I could // Read more Read more…
The other day I decided to peruse match.com, looking at all the pictures of people that met my search requirements as I thought about joining. I took a peek at their profiles, not to get to know them better but to get an idea of the questions I would have to answer if I ever set up a profile. I // Read more Read more…
when someone brushes your hair back from your eyes absently as they are talking to you finding an entire album that you can listen to without skipping tracks (Massive Attack “Mezzanine”) getting off a plane at the airport and your someone is waiting for you, beaming getting the messy bun right the first time making eye contact that inexplicably // Read more Read more…
Frustrated. That word neatly sums up my dating life lately. Agitated. That word neatly sums up my physical relationships lately, as in there isn’t one. Confused. That word sums up how I have been feeling lately. Frustrated What is the deal with dating these days? Do you know how many times I’ve been out and I’ve asked myself is this // Read more Read more…
1. The ability to conjure up more than a list. It seems spring has pulled my ability to write further from me with each additional minute of daylight. 2. To be pulled in close for a kiss. A perfect kiss. A nice, lovely, perfect kiss. 3. To remind you guys of this guy from the beach in Mykonos. Not the // Read more Read more…
My brother and I were very close growing up. Having older twin sisters, ooOOOoOOoOOoooOOO the blonde hair, blue eyed “Tiger Twins” (literally, how they were known in our neighborhood), that invented their own stupid clever language, shared a bedroom and did everything together meant that when my baby brother was born, I finally had someone to hang out with. We were // Read more Read more…
Oral Hygiene This is a big one for me. Dudes, you have to do more than brush your teeth and floss. Although lately I feel as though if you are doing both of those things at least twice a day you are already doing more than most of your gender. HOWEVER, YOU MUST GO TO THE DENTIST for regular cleanings. // Read more Read more…
And here is where I make you look at the 4 hour slide show of my vacation. Settle in! Ha! Here I am picking up a starfish from the ocean and hahahahahaha here I am out at dinner. Oh my! Here is a picture of my dinner. Oh. Oh. Oh and you’re gonna love this one. It is me, with // Read more Read more…
So, I am not mechanically inclined in the least. If a lightbulb burns out I won’t change it until every other light in my condo also isn’t working. You might say this is lazy but I am not lazy. How do I know this? Do lazy people write blogs? Chew their own food? Beat their own hearts??? Also, I will move // Read more Read more…
He was disabled for almost the entire last year of our relationship. I poured myself into him. What does he need? What can he physically do and what can’t he do? How can I help? What doctor do we see today? What paperwork does the attorney need related to the accident? Everything from doing all of the house work // Read more Read more…
