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I am a witch with super powers (Boobs)

I have a super power and I am sorry to tell you that you are too old to obtain it. Well, I mean, I guess you could try but it would be pretty disgusting. I am not sure your family would understand. I have the immune system of 4 witches. If Trump were smart, he’d ditch the pomade/camel jizz (<— // Read more Read more…

 

Falling in Love (or how I know I am a genius part 3)

Part 1 here // Part 2 here We get to his place. The decor was something between a bachelor pad and grown mans place. He has mix-matched beat up furniture, likely from his college days. It includes a brown sofa that was way too large for the space and chairs that could easily be part of an outdoor patio set. The flip // Read more Read more…

 

Falling in Love (or How I know I am a genius) (part 2)

Part 1 here. I arrived at the first workshop at 10am, ready for them to be over before they even started. I just had to get to 5pm when they both wrapped up. I put my mind to doing the workshops and not watching the clock. But then a strange thing happened. This guy I know from the improv scene // Read more Read more…

 

Falling in Love (or How I know I am a genius) (part 1)

A year ago I was just starting to date someone I met from OkCupid. It was my first attempt at dating in over 14 months. If you don’t already know, I had one of those breakups that rips your chest open, grips your heart, and chokes the life from it. But, here’s the thing, it wasn’t the first breakup like // Read more Read more…

 

The First Time

I grew up with a father that played bass guitar in a rock band. I don’t know if that instantly gives me cool points or if I should just put on a wife beater and go eat peanut butter out of a jar. As a kid I didn’t think much of it, other than on Thursday nights the band would // Read more Read more…

 

How Birth Control Works

I have a degree in Biology. It totally makes me capable of discussing these sciencey topics with you. I now know exactly how birth control works and I am ready to impart this knowledge. You’re welcome. I decided around 29 years old that I wasn’t ready to have kids.  My husband said he wanted to have a kid that year. I said // Read more Read more…

 

Is this What Happened to Darth Vader :: Online Dating?

I’ve been busy. Not only was I in Europe for some of the fall but life has been hectic since I returned. I’ll spare you the details but will tell you that, despite my last failed attempt to do so,  I decided to join an online dating site back in October. It quickly turned into a part time job. I could // Read more Read more…

 

Match.com – The worst wingman

The other day I decided to peruse match.com, looking at all the pictures of people that met my search requirements as I thought about joining. I took a peek at their profiles, not to get to know them better but to get an idea of the questions I would have to answer if I ever set up a profile. I // Read more Read more…

 

About that Breakup

  He was disabled for almost the entire last year of our relationship. I poured myself into him. What does he need? What can he physically do and what can’t he do? How can I help? What doctor do we see today? What paperwork does the attorney need related to the accident? Everything from doing all of the house work // Read more Read more…

 

Speed Dating Gang Bang

The ex and I split up about 5 months ago. I think I might be ready to get back on the dating horse but, truth be told, I am not entirely sure. I am taking things super slow. What is my approach to meeting as many people as possible and just throwing myself back out there? Speed Dating. A.k.a. Dating // Read more Read more…